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Life According To A Penis

Edwin Rodriguez

Maison d'édition: Edwin Rodriguez

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Synopsis

► a Book to Know Anecdotes, Exercises, Health, Curious Facts Applicable to Every Man, Penis Guide Always Narrated with a Curious Touch of Humor🤣

How much do you know about the male reproductive organ?
Will it have two heads? Read a little more to get to know a nice character.

***A STORY THAT WILL GRAB YOU FROM THE BEGINNING***....
***DON'T BE CURIOUS***🤔

Hello I'm Macaw or Macaw, my master calls me both ways, these are my memories would seem normal but they are not, why?, because I am a penis, I don't know many famous penises, few penises are writers and much is unknown about our lives, so I wanted to leave my story if anyone is interested in knowing how is the vast world from the point of view of a penis; the life of a penis is not easy but there are moments when you enjoy a lot, I know this is a very interesting story that you want to discover so it's time to expose the little known life of us, the penises...🍆
Story in the form of a cartoonish tale, free of pornographic content and full of humor. 😂
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READERS (in spanish) AROUND THE WORLD HAVE SAID.....

"I would recommend it...if you want guaranteed laughs ,of course..."
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"It's good but it would be better if you could buy it for free.
that's my only gripe because it's so funny."

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Disponible depuis: 13/02/2024.

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