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20 Common Questions About Farts Vol 2 - cover

20 Common Questions About Farts Vol 2

Donald Trump

Verlag: Publisher s21000

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Donald Rump is back, and bigger and nastier than ever!I'm sure you're wondering...- Why are my farts so stinky?- Can a rogue fart burn a hole in my underwear?- Is lighting a fart cheaper than air travel?- What creature in the Animal Kingdom farts the most?- Is there a place like Blockbuster where I can rent farts?- What happens if I don't fart? Will I explode?- I've heard of farts, but what the heck is a shart?- I just farted and my butt is on fire, but I don't see any flames. What's going on here?- What should I do if I come across a killer fart?- I farted underwater and my fart can't swim. What should I do?And many more!So what are you waiting for? Get answers to your most heartfelt questions today!Approximately 17,000 words. Intended for readers 15 and up.WARNING: Contains farts!
Verfügbar seit: 19.08.2025.
Drucklänge: 80 Seiten.

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