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The Horny Hag & the Farmer - Please her or suffer the consequences - cover

The Horny Hag & the Farmer - Please her or suffer the consequences

Bjorn Peeters

Maison d'édition: Tales Of Peeters

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Synopsis

Please her, or suffer the consequences.
 
Renhilde is back! She's still the hottest-looking witch around. Because after that fiasco with the prince (see Funny Sex Adventures #15) she's still held prisoner by the terrible curse. To be set free, a better man than him will have to er... use his ladle to stir her kettle.
 
When a farmer knocks at her door, Renhilde is skeptical.
 
What can this slow-looking idiot do that more energetic men couldn't? But a witch in despair must make do with whatever man knocks at her door! Time for this farmer to show he's a virile bull and will satisfy Renhilde where all men before him failed.
 
Because if he can't... Renhilde WILL use her magic to punish him.
 
The Horny Hag & the Farmer is the eighteenth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedy for adults in a fantasy / fairy-tale setting, and want to see just how funny sex between a witch and a farmer can be, this episode is sure to brighten your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'What the Horny Hag did to the Farmer')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Disponible depuis: 28/04/2022.
Longueur d'impression: 17 pages.

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