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The Horny Hag & the Dwarf - Please Her or Suffer the Consequences - cover

The Horny Hag & the Dwarf - Please Her or Suffer the Consequences

Bjorn Peeters

Maison d'édition: Tales Of Peeters

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Synopsis

Please her, or suffer the consequences.
 
Renhilde is back! Or rather, she's still here! She's still the hottest-looking witch around, and held prisoner by the terrible curse. After miserably failed attempts to free her (see Funny Sex Adventures #15, 18 & 23), will any man in the kingdom measure up?
 
Enter the dwarf!
 
He has a terrible temper and does not like to be belittled. But he's also smart enough to know you shouldn't play with a witch, no matter how beautiful she is. But Renhilde is clever, too, and his temper might get the better of him. If it does, he'd better be as impressive as he claims to be.
 
Because if he can't satisfy her and break the curse, Renhilde WILL make him regret it!
 
The Horny Hag & the Dwarf is the twenty-seventh installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies for adults set in a fantasy / fairy-tale setting, or just want to see a dwarf with a temper go nuts, this episode is sure to cheer up your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'What the Horny Hag did to the Dwarf')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Disponible depuis: 12/05/2022.
Longueur d'impression: 17 pages.

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