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The Dorm Dude & the Stressed College Girl - Would you help a hot college girl in need? - cover

The Dorm Dude & the Stressed College Girl - Would you help a hot college girl in need?

Bjorn Peeters

Maison d'édition: Tales Of Peeters

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Synopsis

Would you help a hot college girl in need?
 
Clive is a college senior with a simple goal—to take a shower. But when he runs into a smoking hot girl in his dorm bathroom, things take a turn for the crazy.
 
The beautiful blonde is freaking out, and the best Clive can think of is to suggest sex.
 
Guys have been kicked in the nuts for less. And that towel isn't offering a lot of protection. But maybe it's not a swift knee to the balls Clive should be worried about. She might look like every dorm guy's wet dream, but what is it that got her to freak out like a crazy girl—and is it wise to even get involved?
 
When she takes off her blouse, the question becomes irrelevant.
 
The Dorm Dude & the Stressed College Girl is the eleventh installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled college comedies with steam on the bathroom mirror, then this one will make your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Take a Break')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Disponible depuis: 18/04/2022.
Longueur d'impression: 18 pages.

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