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  Fun Is Where You Make It -...

  Betty McGillivray

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  Need a good laugh? Then grab a cup of tea and dive into this collection of humorous short stories. Betty McGillivray, a retired teacher, will entertain you with her quirky interactions in and out of the classroom. Adventures such as tipping canoes, police pranksters, creating the perfect pie for a curling bonspiel, or avoiding jury duty, bears, and tornados — told in a way that will make you feel like you are chatting with a friend. 

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  Snippets

  BARAKATH

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  When to call the police, part 7: 
  When you have to climb a coconut tree and pluck the coconuts all by yourself, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you eat jam and get stuck in a traffic jam, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If an elephant is chasing you from dawn to dusk, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you have to watch a movie and that movie has no sound at all, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If your school administration forces you to pay fees every time you enter the school, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you have to take an old cake near a lake, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If a tall building gets shorter and shorter day by day, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you see a torture chamber full of roses and fragrance, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you have to climb on top of a tall mountain and the moon is laughing at you, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  When to call the police, part 6: 
  If you see a thief putting back whatever he has stolen, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you see a dog sniffing an innocent person's shoes, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  A hilariously absurd guide to the most unexpected moments when you should "Call the Police!"—or rather, shout “Freeze, police!” From coconut tree adventures to silent movies, jammed traffic to laughing moons, this collection blends surreal humor with a straight face. Written by Barakath, this quirky series delivers punchy lines and bizarre logic that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and possibly rethinking every traffic jam and old cake you’ve ever encountered. Perfect for fans of offbeat comedy and imaginative nonsense.

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  How to increase weight? How to...

  BARAKATH

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  Funny methods to increase weight and to stop smoking.

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  Longhand (Unabridged)

  Andy Hamilton

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  Malcolm George Galbraith is a large, somewhat clumsy, Scotsman. He's being forced to leave the woman he loves behind and needs to explain why. So he leaves her a handwritten note on the kitchen table (well, more a 300-page letter than a note). In it, Malcolm decides to start from the beginning and tell the whole story of his long life, something he's never dared do before.
  
  Because Malcolm isn't what he seems: he's had other names and lived in other places. A lot of other places. As it gathers pace, Malcolm's story combines tragedy, comedy, mystery, a touch of leprosy, several murders, a massacre, a ritual sacrifice, an insane tyrant, two great romances, a landslide, a fire, and a talking fish.

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  Wind Water and Wine

  Kassie Anders

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  When two naked women come into your life on consecutive days, the Sapphic Goddesses might be trying to tell you something. 
  Abi, a 49-year-old widow, meets a naked woman on the shore of Lake Ginninderra, and it turns her life upside down. Feelings she can’t understand overwhelm her. There’s more to this woman than meets the eye, and Abi must navigate a situation she could never have imagined. When a second naked woman turns up at her home, Abi becomes embroiled in an out of this world situation. 
  This slow burn, closed door, sapphic romcom features a supporting cast of kooky characters and a deep dive into Canberra life. Meet the sarcastic daughter, the loyal friend, and the dull but persistent ex. Abi’s hilarious inner monologue will guide you on a laugh-out-loud journey that will captivate you and have you lying to yourself that you’ll only read one more chapter. 
  Content advisory – Strong language, alcohol use, misgendering incident, non-consensual kiss

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  Text Me on Tuesday - All is Fair...

  Melanie Summers, Whitney Dineen

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  When Aimee Tompkins loaded up her old catering van and pulled into Manhattan, she had her sights set on becoming one of the best (and most lucrative) caterers to ever serve crudités and creampuffs in the Big Apple. But after a year of leaving fliers all over town, she's not only running out of money, she's running low on hope. So when she lands a gig at a big architecture firm, Aimee's certain her luck is about to change. 
   
   
   
  Noel Fitzwilliam is pitching the most important project of his life—the type of project architects dream of. Everything has to go right, so when he finds the new caterer naked in his office bathroom right before the meeting, he's torn between being thrilled and being extremely irritated. He doesn't have time for romance, no matter how incredible she looks without her clothes on. 
   
   
   
  A mix-up means Aimee is accidentally given his cell number instead of his assistant's. So when she starts texting Noel about how much she hates him, he decides to have a little fun with her. The last thing he expects is for her to turn his world upside-down. But that's exactly what happens as the pair start sharing their deepest secrets and their greatest fears, and Noel discovers he can share so much more via text than he can in person. But what will happen when she finds out who he really is?

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