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Shit Happens So Get Over It

AN Anon

Verlag: Summersdale

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Beschreibung

‘Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.’
 
Price Cobb
 
GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES.
 
So what if you’ve just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your ‘personal’ snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your fl ies undone: shit happens – get over it!
 
Here’s a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and see the funny side.
Verfügbar seit: 07.03.2011.

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