Lucy Ellmann
Here’s the THING: Lucy Ellmann is extremely shy. She’s so awkward and self-conscious that meeting strangers, or almost anyone, exhausts her. She’s lousy at remembering names. She cannot add or subtract. She hates having appointments in her diary and prefers to wear the same outfit every day. She’s a fretful iconoclast, much prone to anger. She’s also distrustful, lazy and easily hurt. She is not a team player. She prefers interrupt- ing people to organising them, and cries if she doesn’t get...
