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The Monk & the Ice Cream Lady - Sin is sweet - cover

The Monk & the Ice Cream Lady - Sin is sweet

Bjorn Peeters

Verlag: Tales Of Peeters

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Beschreibung

Sin is sweet.
 
Carolus is a monk who's fond of his habits. Even when having fun, he expects everything to stay exactly the same. When his favorite ice-cream salesman suddenly gets replaced by a gorgeous woman, he loses his shit.
 
No worries! This beautiful lady knows how to make a customer smile!
 
Unfortunately, her plan backfires, and Carolus ends up in the depths of despair. Now there's only one way to make him smile for sure. It's not the kind of fun he's used to, but maybe it's time for Carolus to discover that ice cream can be enjoyed in many different ways!
 
Sin never tasted so sweet!
 
The Monk & the Ice Cream Lady is the twenty-sixth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like joke-filled comedies full of sweet sin, you'll love this little adventure of a monk with a temper and a beautiful but unusual ice cream lady.
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Knocking on Heaven's Door')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Verfügbar seit: 11.05.2022.
Drucklänge: 17 Seiten.

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