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Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea - cover

Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea

Chelsea Handler

Casa editrice: Gallery Books

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The absurdly hilarious #1 New York Times bestseller by the author of Life Will Be the Death of Me. 
 
When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. Seems reasonable, considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. 
 
In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she’s convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her . . . only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her an icon of modern comedy. 
 
“Handler’s laugh-out-loud stories will have you hooked from page one.” —Cosmo
Disponibile da: 22/04/2008.
Lunghezza di stampa: 275 pagine.

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