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Goats in Boats

Sage Graystone

Casa editrice: Publifye

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In "Goats in Boats," the sleepy town of Meadowbrook is turned upside down when farmer Hank Woolsley's goats develop an inexplicable fear of terra firma. Faced with this udderly ridiculous predicament, Hank concocts a plan so outlandish it just might work: creating a floating goat paradise on the town's lake.   
As word spreads about Hank's caprine cruise line, Meadowbrook becomes an unlikely hotspot, attracting a menagerie of colorful characters and transforming the quiet rural community into a hub of hilarious chaos. This witty tale unfolds through a series of interconnected vignettes, each offering a unique perspective on the floating farm phenomenon.   
Readers will find themselves chuckling at Hank's attempts to navigate both choppy waters and the sea of red tape that comes with such an unorthodox venture. Along the way, the story explores themes of adaptability and community spirit, proving that sometimes the most absurd solutions can bring people together in unexpected ways.   
With its clever wordplay and quirky charm, "Goats in Boats" offers a fresh take on small-town life that will leave readers grinning from ear to ear.
Disponibile da: 28/09/2024.
Lunghezza di stampa: 241 pagine.

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