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DitzAbled Princess - A Comical Diary Inspired by Real Life - cover

DitzAbled Princess - A Comical Diary Inspired by Real Life

Jewel Kats

Casa editrice: Loving Healing Press

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Jewel at 33 is a Princess in her own right.  She's a fun-loving, demanding Diva who loves to  shop as much she loves to write. Jewel is the apple of  everyone's eye--be it her doting family, her doctor  for her never-ending bowel issues, her pushy book  editor and especially her frugal husband's soft spot.  So, what's Jewel's weakness? Her pet dogs: Snowie  and Dolly. Particularly, naughty Snowie who is known  to pee wherever he fancies--including Dolly's face!    For Jewel, her physical disability doesn't dampen her  spirits. Rather, it enhances them. She gets to use an  unusual fashion accessory (Imagine: A hot pink elbow  crutch.) She gets out of doing housework. She gets  carried up-and-down stairs like a Princess a la command.  Jewel may be horribly messy, terrible with numbers  and a workaholic, but nobody can imagine life without  her. Not that she would let them, anyway! She has  a big mouth, remember?    About the Author  Once a teen runaway, Jewel Kats is now a  self-made Diva. Her closet is stuffed with  fashion and beauty accessories. She's overcome sexual abuse,  disabilities, you name it... Jewel interned in the TV studio of Entertainment  Tonight Canada. She appeared in a documentary series by the  Oprah Winfrey Network (Canada) in 2012.
Disponibile da: 01/04/2013.
Lunghezza di stampa: 70 pagine.

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