The Beast & the Beautiful Enchantress - Will she lift up her dress or roast him?

Bjorn Peeters

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Will she lift up her dress, or roast him?

Holger is a deformed man with an urge: to be with the woman he loves. On top of her, to be precise. When his beloved enchantress tells him she’s working and to go hump a town girl instead, he loses his shit.

Roaring that he wants only her, he breaks into her magic tower.

Shocked, the powerful enchantress sets out to teach him some patience (and manners!). Holger faces off with powerful monsters, the sensual seductions of mysterious women in the mist, and more! The question is, what does the beautiful sorceress really think of all this fiery devotion?

Is she secretly charmed? Or will she use her magic to burn him to a crisp?

The Beast & the Beautiful Enchantress is the fourth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you like fun-filled comedy mixed with magic, and want to see why trying to hump a mighty sorceress is risky business, this is just the story to cheer up your day!

Read it now!

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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.

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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.

Disponibile da: 15/02/2022.

Lunghezza di stampa: 19 pagine.

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