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Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper - You're SURE you want to play with Penny? - cover

Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper - You're SURE you want to play with Penny?

Bjorn Peeters

Casa editrice: Tales Of Peeters

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You're SURE you want to play with Penny?
 
Mr. Radcliff hired a beautiful blonde to be his assistant in the store, and boy is he happy about it! Not only is she sizzling hot, she's willing to play naughty on top of the counter. But... there's one problem.
 
Penny likes to play with fire!
 
That fancy lighter of hers comes out at the most unusual (and dangerous) moments. And while setting things on fire turns her on, Mr. Radcliff is afraid she'll burn off his face. Or worse, barbecue his wiener!
 
Bur even with your wiener's safety at stake, could you resist a girl like Penny?
 
Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper is the ninth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you enjoy fun-filled comedy where men abandon all sense (and regards for their own safety) to play naughty with a smoking hot blonde, this one will have you roaring with laughter.
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'Pyro Penny as a Seafood Saleswoman')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the available pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Disponibile da: 13/04/2022.
Lunghezza di stampa: 19 pagine.

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