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Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes for Clever Kids

Aaron T. Arthur

Casa editrice: Nathan Mutch

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Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes for Clever Kids is great fun for all ages! 
This book has knock-knock jokes that will knock your socks off! Delight your friends with witty one-liners, and make those long road trips a blast. There are also great illustrations to keep your early readers engaged. Clever Jokes for Clever Kids is a collection of stellar jokes for kids of all ages that is sure to entertain.
 
"Shaking hands with pirates is amazing.
Try it once and you’ll be hooked!"
-Captain Funny Pants

 
Q: Do you know why horse-food stores are so bad at taking criticism?
A: They hate getting any kind of feed back!
 
Q: What do you call a steak that’s just returned from finishing school?
A: Well seasoned.
 
Punchline Press is dedicated to artisanal production of cleverness.
We deliver only the finest jokes.
Disponibile da: 07/12/2018.

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