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Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! - cover

Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever!

Press Editors of Portable

Publisher: Portable Press

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Summary

Get ready for Halloween with more than 900 brand-new Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, and one-liners. The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! contains all types of kid-friendly jokes that are perfect to tell while trick-or-treating or at a spooky party. Whether your kids prefer to dress up as monsters or superheroes, they’ll laugh out loud at jokes such as...   Q: What did one zombie say to the other zombie? A: “Get a life!”   Q: Where do mummies go for pizza?  A: Pizza Tut   Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed the clock? A: He got ticks.
Available since: 07/23/2019.
Print length: 256 pages.

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