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Virgin Potato

Callum Cordeaux

Publisher: Callum Cordeaux

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Wilson Althaus' day is about to get very wierd at the Targong Agricultural College Open Day. Some hallucinogenic potato chips and a distraught and disgruntled family are likely to make this a day that Althaus will remember for a long time, if he survives the day.

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