But I'm Old Enough To Be Your...
But I’m Old Enough To Be Your Mother ( All 10 stories) is a series of tales about older women and younger men. This first one tells of Evelyn who has her dog rescued from a river by arts student, Charlie. He refuses any reward offered by Evelyn’s invalid husband, Bill, but accepts the offer of a part-time job helping Evelyn around the house. He’s attracted to older women which is a God-send to Evelyn who’s been deprived of sex due to Bill’s illness. Still, she hesitates from going all the way with her young man, till Bill suggests the installation of CCTV cameras in her bedroom so he can watch the action.
In the second story an innocent verbal flirtation with her daughter, Clarice’s boyfriend, Eric, gets out of hand for Julie when her panties go missing and Eric’s starts rubbing against her suggestively. It’s down to hubby, Ted, to take drastic action to stop the young man in his tracks.
The third story is a bit more light-hearted. Norm encourages wife, Ethel, to take a lover as he works so hard that he doesn’t have the energy to satisfy her sexual needs. The one condition he imposes is that the lover must be a young man, whereas Ethel would prefer an older, more experienced, lover. Ethel wonders at Norm’s motives, till all becomes clear.
In the fourth story Jenny sees young Frankie staring at her panties on the washing line. He’s obviously turned on by them and that, in turn, gets Jenny going. But what can she do about it? She’s an older married woman with kids of her own and he’s only a boy. Dare she risk it, and how far should she go?
In the fifth Eric spots young Billy from next door ogling his wife Carol’s knickers on the washing line. A perfect opportunity to relive the swinging they gave up years ago.
The sixth story concerns Janet who is encouraged by her friend, Celia, to take her young gardener, Charlie, as a lover. But Janet worries that he might not be interested in older women till she discovers he is infatuated with redheads, which she is. Still, she worries about cuckolding hubby, Randolph, till he too falls into place by permitting her to cheat because of his own diminishing sex drive. Janet then discovers that a wife with a lover suddenly becomes a very desirable item.
Ben and Mary used to be swingers when they were in their 30s. Now, over 20 years later, Ben expresses a desire to watch Mary having sex with a black man. Their initial efforts to find a black lover are unsuccessful, but eventually they come across Elroy but he wants to film the action. Mary dons a wig so she won't be recognised but when it comes to the crunch she realises that there's big black cock and then there's really big black cock.
George calls her Aunty Maureen because she's known him since he was a young boy even through they're not related. But as he becomes a man she notices his interest in her and sets out on a voyage of sexual education. He wants to go all the way with her, but as a married woman she's reluctant. Then, her husband leaves her, and she's suddenly available.
Vicky takes a part-time job in her local corner shop. The proprietor's son, Ravi, enjoys flirting with her and that leads to some hanky panky that develops into a full-blown affair but they never make it to a bed till Ravi's due to have an arranged marriage.
Doctor's wife, Pamela, is an exhibitionist and likes exposing herself to her husband's patients as they sit in the waiting room. But young Henry Queen isn't happy with just looking and wants more which Pamela is happy with, till she knocks on his front door for a planned assignation and his wife answers.