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My Fair Monster - An Andromeda Spencer Novel #3 - cover

My Fair Monster - An Andromeda Spencer Novel #3

Theresa Parker

Publisher: Theresa Parker

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Summary

Just when I think things will finally get back to normal… 
 
Stop laughing! I really did think that.  
 
Thanks to a large dose of electricity, I’m shocking the crap out of everyone and everything, my cat runs from me, and my friends take bets on who can withstand the shocks when I touch them. To make matters worse, I’m stuck working a booth at a local Ren Fair with the Dungeons and Dragons crowd. 
 
But this year, someone is killing off the LARPers—and no magic spell or roll of the dice can bring them back. 
 
So here I am, in hundred-degree heat—in a costume that shows a lot more of me than anyone should see—with electricity I can’t control running through my body. All that and trying to wrangle in the ghosts of the victims—not my idea of a good time. 
 
And when my boyfriend and I are caught in the Dungeon Master’s maze, playing a deadly game may be the only way out. 
 
~Andromeda Spencer

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