Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch
Publisher: A.W. Cross
Finally getting your j-pouch is exciting, but your new life may not turn out exactly as you planned.
In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran A.W. Cross (founder of screamingmeemie.com) gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully.
Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learnhow to with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouchhow to regain all of the satisfaction of flatulence without any the follow-throughhow to manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin carewhat to pack in your survival kit, what to put in your mouth, and what to do when you leave the househow to dress, how to have sex, and how to deal with healthcare professionalshow to use social media, how to enjoy your stay in the hospital, and what to expect from non-pouchers
Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you.
If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK!