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Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch - Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving #3 - cover

Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch - Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving #3

AW Cross

Publisher: A.W. Cross

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Summary

You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what?

 
Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully.

 
Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to:


	Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch
	Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care
	Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence
	Dress, eat, and have sex
	Deal with healthcare professionals and your stays in the hospital
	Use social media and parley with non-pouchers


 
Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you.

 
If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK!

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