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Why People Suck

Abe Surde

Publisher: Sugar Coin Press

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Humor for the holidays! Spread some laughter this winter season! 
There's a perfectly comical explanation for that bad behavior! Abe Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles—with a smile and a wink—100 challenging personality types seen in everyday life. Arm yourself with hilarious tips for handling bullies, drama queens, loudmouths, micromanagers, narcissists, troublemakers, and more. WHY PEOPLE SUCK is great medicine for anyone frustrated by the actions of another. So don't get mad, get laughing! Send a book to that "special someone." Also makes a perfect gift for waiters, cashiers, drivers, IT support teams, social workers, customer service reps, and other service industry workers in need of some entertaining stress relief.   
Note of warning for delicate readers: the book contains adult language, references to sex and drugs, but only minimally to rock and roll

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