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Why People Suck - cover

Why People Suck

Abe Surde

Publisher: Sugar Coin Press

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Summary

You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles, with a smile and a wink, one hundred commonly irritating and upsetting personality types seen in everyday life. 
From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with readers his channeled theories on the origins of bad behavior and why people suck. His assemblage of wacky yet clever musings combined in a quasi-serious and silly way adds levity to a world gone mad. 
This nonsensical collection amuses while simultaneously serving kernels of truth that surprisingly hit the mark. Surde's “divine” insights will tickle your funny bone unexpectedly, the way a dramatic comedy can suddenly spark a fit of laughter, because you didn't see it coming. 
The book version is a great icebreaker for parties and a fun distraction for anyone disturbed by the actions of another. It's also the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. 
Note of warning for delicate readers: the book contains adult language, references to sex and drugs, but only minimally to rock and roll.  
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