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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - cover

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Zondervan Zondervan

Publisher: Zonderkidz

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. 
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil. 
New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that’s both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles—it’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. 
This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles too!

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