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Dates from Hell - (And a Few Moments Made in Heaven)

Victoria Jackson, Mike Harris

Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing

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DATES FROM HELL (And A Few Moments Made In Heaven)' is a collection of true, funny-awful nightmare dating stories. We asked people to send us their 'hell date' tales, and they sure did! We received stories from all over America, as well as Great Britain, Canada, and Australia. And, yes, we include a few 'Moments Made In Heaven' just to prove that romance isn't quite dead. Of course, the funniest stories are the 'Dates from Hell' such as...
Available since: 08/01/1998.

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