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My Pet Demon - cover

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My Pet Demon

Valery Keith

Publisher: Valery Keith

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Summary

Got Demon? Unfortunately, I now do and she's a real bad Samaritan. 
I'm Melisandra Ashford, known as Mel to my few friends here in New York City.  I'm the quiet type you never notice, wasting my life dreaming over my oblivious secret crush at the ad agency where I work, and going nowhere fast. So when some crazy old lady in an antique shop told me to make a wish, I asked for help in getting my life together.  
That was a big mistake, because now, help has arrived. 
Sarcastic, ballsy and sexy as hell, Angie is ready and willing to wreck my life, it seems. Now I'm stuck with an obnoxious demon roommate impaling cars with street signs and dragging me out to meet men. Thanks to her, work has turned into rumor central and my hidden crush is starting to look like yet another mister wrong. All I need now is to be forced into signing some kind of demonic contract and my lunatic life will be complete. 
A humorous fantasy of angels and demons, this light-hearted funny tale of friendship and romance is a perfect fun read.
Available since: 11/30/2016.

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