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The Accidental Virgin - A Novel - cover

The Accidental Virgin - A Novel

Valerie Frankel

Publisher: HarperCollins e-books

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Summary

From: Venus, Goddess of Love, 120 Main, Mt. Olympus 
To: Stacy Temple, lapsed temptress 
Stacy, Stacy, Stacy.  
You were so promising at the beginning: Sexy, smart, personable and funny. Great on dates and really great afterward-if you know what I mean. But this is a sad state of affairs; or, in your case, non-affairs! It's been nearly an entire year and you haven't had your way with even ONE eligible male. You've been working so hard concocting sexy lingerie for Thongs.com -- and really, Stacy, if that little pink velvet bustier didn't put you in the mood, I don't know what to say! -- that you haven't even tried to be coaxed out of your own thong.com! 
Are you listening, Stacy? Seven days to find the perfect man -- or else! 
Happy hunting!

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