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400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone

V. Subhash

Publisher: V. Subhash

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400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone has everything you want in a jokebook and more!Jokes that you don't have to think about - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes...Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics.All jokes are child-friendly and family friendly. No 彡 or (‿ˠ‿) humour.This book satirizes everything. Political correctness is not an exception. But, remember, this book is child-friendly and family-friendly. So, the blondes eventually trump Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris asked me to write them.) Ethnic jokes are not racist jokes. Confucius-say jokes are squeaky clean. (They are directly based on Mel Blanc's Zookie original.) Romantic jokes are actually breakup jokes and totally devoid of mushy stuff. 
 
Available since: 08/26/2020.

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