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Beet This - An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook - cover

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Beet This - An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook

Tyanni Niles

Publisher: Ulysses Press

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A hilarious, unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, “the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office.”  **2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor**   Ask Yourself, “What Wouldn’t an Idiot Make for Dinner?” The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State’s culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including:    Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic)  Beet and Cabbage Salad  Beet Fries  Russian Beet Soup  Whole Roasted Beets  Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets  Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake  For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka  and so much more . . .    Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot.  “For Dwight Schrute fans, this latest addition to the show’s culinary library will be hard to beet.” —Robert Peterpaul, Screen Rant  “If you don’t consider yourself an idiot, you can’t ‘beet this’ cookbook.” —Jason Fraley, WTOP News
Available since: 07/27/2021.
Print length: 144 pages.

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