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Suddenly Senior - The Funny Thing About Getting Older

Tom Hay

Publisher: Summersdale

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Summary

‘You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.’
 
John Mendoza
 
You might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle and creaky around the knees, but that doesn’t mean you’ve forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last ‘senior moment’ down to experience, forget the grey hairs and the twinges, and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle.
Available since: 09/08/2016.

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