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Smelly Christmas Carols & Rhymes For Kids With 25 Farts - Farting Advent Calendar: Counting Down To Christmas Day - cover

Smelly Christmas Carols & Rhymes For Kids With 25 Farts - Farting Advent Calendar: Counting Down To Christmas Day

Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Kids

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The First Farting Advent Calendar: A Very Smelly Christmas Countdown Calendar with 25 farty Christmas carols That Are waiting behind each of the 25 doors - Open Them Up One per Day & Count Down To Christmas Day the fun & fart way!

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