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Pineapple Grenade - A Novel

Tim Dorsey

Publisher: William Morrow

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“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.”—Providence Journal 
“I guarantee Dorsey will never win the Nobel Prize for Literature—he’s far too funny.”—Richmond Times-Dispatch 
“If you’ve never read Dorsey, you need to start…You won’t be disappointed.”—Miami Herald 
Gloriously unrepentant Florida serial killer Serge Storms is back—and he’s finagled his way into becoming a secret agent in Miami—in another outrageous crime comedy from New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey. In Pineapple Grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down. It’s always a wild ride when Dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date.

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