The Kitten Psychologist Tries To Be Patient Through Email - Inklet #12

Thea van Diepen

Summary

Unable to visit the psychologist in person, the kitten resorts to email. Which our psychologist can manage just fine. Except the kitten thinks this makes payment unnecessary.  
That… that's problematic.  
The psychologist could break off the relationship, of course. But how exactly do you tell a cat 'no'?  
Our favourite kitten returns, causing more mayhem than ever in this new instalment of The Kitten Psychologist.  
900 words.  
Welcome to Inklets, a series of short (and sometimes short-short) stories ranging from sci-fi to fantasy to lingering just on the edge of normal. One thing's for sure: you won't look at the world the same way again.

Available since: 06/15/2019.

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