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If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men - cover

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If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

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Summary

In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.  
Available since: 09/26/2017.

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