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Don't Squat With Your Spurs On - A Cowboy's Guide to Life - cover

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On - A Cowboy's Guide to Life

Texas Bix Bender

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

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Summary

With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is “worthy of a book rustler” (South Bend Tribune).   In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It’s filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: “Always drink upstream from the herd” and “The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.”   A modern classic, it’s full of good laughs—and good old-fashioned wisdom.
Available since: 07/29/2010.
Print length: 128 pages.

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