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A Cowgirl's Guide to Life - cover

A Cowgirl's Guide to Life

Texas Bix Bender, Gladiola Montana

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

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This sassy cowgirl and her cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about life and love.“It is better to be a widower’s second wife than his first.”“High steppers give bumpy rides.”“If you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’.”“Always say ‘please’ when you tell somebody to shut up.”

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