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The Cowgirl's Guide to Life

Texas Bix Bender, Gladiola Montana

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

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Summary

This sassy cowgirl and her cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about life and love.“It is better to be a widower’s second wife than his first.”“High steppers give bumpy rides.”“If you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’.”“Always say ‘please’ when you tell somebody to shut up.”
Available since: 03/05/2019.
Print length: 240 pages.

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