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A Cowboy’s Guide to Life - cover

A Cowboy’s Guide to Life

Texas Bix Bender

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

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Texas Bix Bender’s witty and straightforward cowboy wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include:  “If you’re ridin’ a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.”  “Sorry looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up.”  “If you ain’t pullin’ your weight, you’re pushin’ your luck.”   

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