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Are You Dissing Me? - What Animals Really Think - cover

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Are You Dissing Me? - What Animals Really Think

Simon Winheld

Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

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Summary

Animals are people too. A cardinal has roommate problems. An armadillo takes a shot at online dating. A hippo worries her MFA is totally useless. A sloth contemplates a career in stand-up comedy. A raccoon frets about his judgmental friends. A bush baby teeters on the edge (You wanna throw down?!) Here, for the first time ever, are the real innermost thoughts of our furry and feathered friends.
Available since: 03/10/2015.

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