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Discombobulated - Keep On Keeping On - Best Of Book 1 - Discombobulated #1 - cover

Discombobulated - Keep On Keeping On - Best Of Book 1 - Discombobulated #1

Simon Northouse

Publisher: Simon Northouse

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Summary

The best of the best! 
Here it is, a collection of the funniest anecdotes, commentaries and timeless recollections you'll ever read - well, maybe not "ever" - but, I digress. 
We have garnered the best bits from the Simon Northouse, monthly, Discombobulated Newsletter and put them in one handy book, especially for you (and the author). 
Pithy, wry, amusing, interesting, prescient - how many more adjectives do you need? 
If you are into books that will cheer you up and put a smile on your dial - then this is for you. If you prefer sombre tomes of angst and dysfunctional relationships, then, give this a miss. 
"One of the best books that was nearly never written... if only it wasn't"That doesn't even make sense (nothing ever does... believe me) 
Download today! 
And, remember, "Keep On Keeping On!"

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