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The Little Book of Dirty Jokes

Sid Finch

Publisher: Summersdale

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Summary

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
 
Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.
Available since: 11/03/2015.

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