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I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly - A Dilbert Book - cover

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I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly - A Dilbert Book

Scott Adams

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC

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Summary

Dilbert returns ready to aim low with new employee Foodie with a Huge Forehead in comic strips guaranteed to suck the productivity out of your workday. 
 
Inside this collection, Dilbert and his team “flail around in futility” while the corporate bosses “forget what it’s like to be one of the little people.” From CEO Dogbert’s speculative use of the company jet for personal vacationing to the flawed planning of a new electrically compromised data center, Dilbert exemplifies the randomness and annoyances associated with corporate cubicle culture. 
 
“A brilliant installation of the Dilbert collection.” —Early Bird Books, “10 Classic Dilbert Comic Book Collections to Get You Through a Boring 9 to 5”
Available since: 07/01/2011.
Print length: 128 pages.

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