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End of the Flies

Russ Crossley

Publisher: 53rd Street Publishing

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Summary

Rusty T. Quits, lazy, misogynist, and too-much-TV guy faces a very real problem when his wife turns into a frog. He soon learns all the women in Seattle have inexplicably turned into frogs. Armageddon arrives with a burp!Reluctantly he sets off on a quest to save his wife, and the world, from a magical spell so devious it just plain hurts. Will it be the end of the flies?
Available since: 09/20/2017.

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