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Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids - cover

Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids

Rob Elliott

Publisher: HarperCollins

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Summary

From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a Halloween-themed joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. 
 
Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies! 
Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together! 
Q. How does a monster like his coffee? A. With scream and sugar! 
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! 
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

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