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Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids - cover

Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids

Rob Elliott

Publisher: HarperCollins

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Summary

The first-ever Christmas collection from the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids is finally here with hundreds of holiday- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. 
The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. 
Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?  
Because they’re shellfish!

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