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Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids

Rob Elliott

Publisher: HarperCollins

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Summary

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of brand-new jokes for every occasion and every member of the family! 
Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don’t stop coming in Rob Elliott’s newest collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old. 
Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It’s gonna be cheesy!

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