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Over 700 Witty & Humorous definitions

R. K. Murthi

Publisher: V&S Publishers

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Summary

Everyone loves to have a tete-a-tete with a witty person. They are the life and blood of every party, event and social gathering. The present book will equip you with such gift of the gab.
 
This book, written by eminent humorist R.K.Murthi, is a collection of the most rib-tickling and thought-provoking definitions like - Don't steal, the Government hates competition.
 
Gleaned from the best brains of mankind from all times and climes, it is sure to pep up your talk and breathe life into your speeches, making you a rage at gatherings as well as satiating your quest for wit.
Available since: 04/01/2012.

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