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Life In A Two Story Outhouse

Richard Farley

Publisher: Richard Farley

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Summary

Follow Richard as he stumbles his way through mishaps with animals, computers, gardening, the outdoors and DIY catastrophes in this humorous collection of true stories. 
Available since: 03/13/2020.

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