Join us on a literary world trip!
Add this book to bookshelf
Grey
Write a new comment Default profile 50px
Grey
Subscribe to read the full book or read the first pages for free!
All characters reduced
Static Demagogue - cover

We are sorry! The publisher (or author) gave us the instruction to take down this book from our catalog. But please don't worry, you still have more than 500,000 other books you can enjoy!

Static Demagogue

Rhys Thomas

Publisher: FastPencil

  • 0
  • 0
  • 0

Summary

Amory Du Brokker is an evil ex-Stasi Mitarbeiter, who, with the connivance of the sinister Gay Rights, Ambigues terrorists, kills fat women and always gets away with it. The Feminist movement are infuriated with his radio show, with the tagline "It is better to f**k a mattress than a fat woman!". The authorities are frightened of him because no community in society has taken offense with his activities, even though they are random. But one indignant fat woman has decided to take him on!
Available since: 07/18/2012.

Other books that might interest you

  • Love & Misadventure - cover

    Love & Misadventure

    Lang Leav

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Love and Misadventure will take you on a rollercoaster ride through an ill-fated love affair—from the initial butterflies through the soaring heights to the devastating plunge. And, in the end, the message is one of hope. Lang Leav's evocative poetry speaks to the soul of anyone who is on this journey.
    Show book
  • March Book - cover

    March Book

    Jesse Ball

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0
    This debut book of poetry from the Plimpton Award–winning author of Census “displays an otherworldly virtuosity . . . coolly seductive and skillfully wrought” (DeSales Harrison, Boston Review).   Called “A young genius” by the Chicago Tribune, Jesse Ball has won acclaim for his novels and poetry combining skillful attention to form with a deeply resonant humanity. That same mastery of craft and vision are on display in his first published volume of poetry, March Book. With perfect line breaks, tenderly selected words, and inventive pairings, Ball leads us through his fantastic world.   In five separate sections we meet beekeepers and parsons, a young woman named Anna in a thin linen dress, and an old scribe transferring the eponymous March Book. We witness a Willy Loman-esque worker who “ran out in the noon street / shirt sleeves rolled, and hurried after / that which might have passed” only to be told that there’s nothing between him and “the suddenness of age.” While these images achingly inform us of our delicate place in the physical world, others remind us why we still yearn to awake in it every day and “make pillows with the down / of stolen geese,” “build / rooms in terms of the hours of the day.”
    Show book
  • Othello - cover

    Othello

    William Shakespeare

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Othello is a tragedy by William Shakespeare based on the short story "Moor of Venice" by Cinthio, believed to have been written in approximately 1603. The work revolves around four central characters: Othello, his wife Desdemona, his lieutenant Cassio, and his trusted advisor Iago. Attesting to its enduring popularity, the play appeared in 7 editions between 1622 and 1705. Because of its varied themes — racism, love, jealousy and betrayal — it remains relevant to the present day and is often performed in professional and community theatres alike. The play has also been the basis for numerous operatic, film and literary adaptations.
    Othello, suspicious and jealous military general, listened to a malicious gossip from his secret hater Iago and now believes that his beautiful wife Desdemona is unfaithful. Passionate nature of the Moor can't bear the shame and in a burst of temper he kills the innocent Desdemona…
    Among the most significant works William Shakespeare: Hamlet, Othello, King Lear, Macbeth, Orpheus, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Troilus and Cressida, The Tempest, Venus and Adonis, Antony and Cleopatra, Measure for Measure, The Winter's Tale and many more.
    Show book
  • Henry VI Part 1 - cover

    Henry VI Part 1

    William Shakespeare

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    Henry VI, Part 1 or The First Part of Henry the Sixt (often written as 1 Henry VI) is a history play by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written in 1591, and set during the lifetime of King Henry VI of England. Whereas 2 Henry VI deals with the King's inability to quell the bickering of his nobles, and the inevitability of armed conflict, and 3 Henry VI deals with the horrors of that conflict, 1 Henry VI deals with the loss of England's French territories and the political machinations leading up to the Wars of the Roses, as the English political system is torn apart by personal squabbles and petty jealousy. (Summary by Wikipedia) Cast: 
    Basset/Messenger/Queen Margaret/Second Sentinel/Second Serving Man: Elizabeth KlettBastard of Orleans/Master Gunner/General: lennichBoy/First Soldier/Officer/Scout/Sir William Lucy/Soldier: Christine BlachfordCaptain/Second Warder/Third Serving Man: Ty UnglebowerCharles, King of France: peacCountess of Auvergne: Maria ThereseDuke of Alencon: kenrgDuke of Bedford: Robert MitchellDuke of Burgundy: Sandra GDuke of Exeter: Andy MinterDuke of Gloucester: Sean RandallDuke of Somerset: ReadalotEarl of Salisbury: Michael IrskensEarl of Suffolk: Frank BookerEarl of Warwick: Mark F. SmithEdmund Mortimer: Bruce PirieFirst Gaoler/Lawyer/Legate/Lord Talbot/Watch/Woodvile: Algy PugFirst Sentinel/First Serving Man: John FrickerFirst Warder/Sir John Fastolfe: Dale BurgessHenry VI: Arielle LipshawJoan La Pucelle: Nadine Eckert-BouletJohn Talbot: ravenotationLord Mayor of London: Martin GeesonPorter: Lucy PerryReignier: Lars RolanderRichard Plantagenet: David GoldfarbSergeant: VeggrowerServant: EdenShepherd: AldorSir William Glansdale: Aidan BrackSir Thomas Gargrave: Ric FVernon: David LawrenceWinchester: Jason MillsNarrator: Roseanne SchmidtAudio edited by:<
    Show book
  • The Two Gentlemen of Verona - cover

    The Two Gentlemen of Verona

    William Shakespeare

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    He after honor hunts, I after love. He leaves his friends to dignify them more, I leave myself, my friends and all, for love. Proteus - Act I, Scene I 
    A Shakespeare Society Production. 
    The complete play in four acts.
    Show book
  • Born in the USA - The New England Poets - Exploring America in poems - cover

    Born in the USA - The New...

    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow,...

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0
    1 - Born in the USA - The New England Poets - An Introduction 
    2 - June by Horatio Alger Jr 
    3 - On the Discoveries of Captain Lewis, January 14th 1807 by Joel Barlow 
    4 - America the Beautiful by Katharine Lee Bates 
    5 - If You Could Come by Katharine Lee Bates 
    6 - Above the Battle by Katherine Lee Bates 
    7 - Turn Me to My Yellow Leaves by William Stanley Braithwaite 
    8 - A Hymn of the Sea by William Cullen Bryant 
    9 - Summer Wind by William Cullen Bryant 
    10 - November by William Cullen Bryant 
    11 - I Would Not Paint a Picture by Emily Dickinson 
    12 - I Have a Bird in Spring by Emily Dickinson 
    13 - The Name of it is Autumn by Emily Dickinson 
    14 - Some Too Fragile for Winter Winds by Emily Dickinson 
    15 - I Went to Heaven by Emily Dickinson 
    16 - Credo by W E B Du Bois 
    17 - Teach Me I Am Forgotten by the Dead by Ralph Waldo Emerson 
    18 - Waves by Ralph Waldo Emerson 
    19 - Culture by Ralph Waldo Emerson 
    20 - Berrying by Ralph Waldo Emerson 
    21 - Days by Ralph Waldo Emerson 
    22 - Tenebris by Angelina Weld Grimké 
    23 - The Black Finger by Angelina Weld Grimke 
    24 - The Eyes of My Regret by Angelina Weld Grimké 
    25 - In the Reading Room of the British Museum by Louise Imogen Guiney 
    26 - Address to the Moon by Nathaniel Hawthorne 
    27 - The Ocean by Nathamiel Hawthorne 
    28 - Go to the Grave by Nathaniel Hawthorne 
    29 - The Old Man of the Sea by Oliver Wendell Holmes 
    30 - Prologue by Oliver Wendell Holmes 
    31 - Old Ironsides by Oliver Wendell Holmes 
    32 - A Calender of Sonnets - December by Helen Hunt Jackson 
    33 - A Calender of Sonnets - January by Helen Hunt Jackson 
    34 - A Calendar of Sonnets - September by Helen Hunt Jackson 
    35 - Octobers Bright Blue Weather by Helen Hunt Jackson 
    36 - In London Town by Walter Learned 
    37 - The Slave's Singing at Midnight by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 
    38 - Song of Haiwatha (Extract) by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 
    39 - An April Day by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 
    40 - Loss and Gain by Henry Wadswoth Longfellow 
    41 - A Psalm of Life by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 
    42 - Despair by H P Lovecraft 
    43 - Sunset by H P Lovecraft 
    44 - Ode for July 4th 1917 by H P Lovecraft 
    45 - Pacifist War Song - 1917 by H P Lovecraft 
    46 - Providence by H P Lovecraft 
    47 - In a Garden by Amy Lowell 
    48 - Dog Days by Amy Lowell 
    49 - Monadnock in Early Spring by Amy Lowell 
    50 - The Crescent Moon by Amy Lowell 
    51 - March Evening by Amy Lowell 
    52 - The First Snowfall by James Russell Lowell 
    53 - Above and Below by James Russell Lowell 
    54 - Of the Dawn of Freedom by James Russell Lowell 
    55 - To H W L on His Birthday 27th February 1867 by James Russell Lowell 
    56 - Slaves by James Russell Lowell 
    57 - The Red Cross Nurses by Thomas L Masson 
    58 - A December Day by Robert Fuller Murray 
    59 - Warren's Address by John Pierpoint 
    60 - The Economy of Slavery by John Pierpoint 
    61 - Hymn for the First of August by John Pierpoint 
    62 - Prayer for the Slave by John Pierpoint 
    63 - The Natives of America by Ann Plato 
    64 - Reflections, Written on Visiting the Grave of a Venerated Friend by Ann Plato 
    65 - A Dream Within a Dream by Edgar Allan Poe 
    66 - Dreamland by Edgar Allan Poe 
    67 - The Sleeper by Edgar Allan Poe 
    68 - Sonnet - Silence by Edgar Allan Poe 
    69 - Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe 
    70 - Luke Havergal by Edwin Arlington Robinson 
    71 - Mr Flood's Party by Edwin Arlington Robinson 
    72 - The Children of the Night by Edwin Arlington Robinson 
    73 - The Flying Dutchman by Edwin Arlington Robinson 
    74 - In No
    Show book