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Experience Mexican Jail! - Based on the Actual Cell-phone Diaries of a Dude Who Spent Three Years in Jail in Cancun! - cover

Experience Mexican Jail! - Based on the Actual Cell-phone Diaries of a Dude Who Spent Three Years in Jail in Cancun!

Prisonero Anónimo

Publisher: The Unnamed Press

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Summary

In 2016, a record-breaking 7.86 million Americans visited Mexico, which is a lot more than we think go to Canada. So how many end up in jail?  Mexico has the largest American prisoner population outside the United States, with hundreds currently serving time. Whether you have plans to visit Mexico's pristine beaches, ancient Mayan ruins, sample authentic mole, or (like author Prisionero Anonimo) become a drug kingpin, it's always better to be prepared, because in Mexico, jail isn't just a punishment, it's a lifestyle. With nearly four years experience, Prisionero Anonimo provides expert tips for negotiating your extortion deal, navigating language barriers, making nice with the mafia boss, throwing your first party, appreciating the art of the baby tattoo, and of course, making candied apples.

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