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The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! - Over 476 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends - cover

The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! - Over 476 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends

Press Editors of Portable

Publisher: Portable Press

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A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family!Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling:Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts.Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Available since: 05/01/2017.
Print length: 128 pages.

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