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How to Win the Science Fair When You're Dead

Paul Noth

Publisher: Bloomsbury Children's Books

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Summary

"Totally original and  totally unputdownable." - Mo O'Hara, New York Times bestselling author of the My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish series on How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens 
 
Popular New Yorker cartoonist  Paul Noth continues his  laugh-out-loud, illustrated middle grade  series about a boy, his wacky  family, and an out-of-this-world  adventure. 
 
It's safe to say Happy Conklin Jr. is the only 10-year-old who accidentally sold his entire family to aliens. And he might have opened a black hole in the middle of class when trying to impress his lab partner. But now he faces the biggest threat of all--Grandma. 
 
Hap's Grandma isn't like normal grandmas--she's trying to overthrow the Galactic Emperor to rule over all, and she thinks Hap is her perfect partner in crime. Hap knows he has to stop her to save the universe. But that's easier said than done, what with giant robots and the like coming after him, and he'll need the help of his family, friends, and some very unlikely allies to do it.
Available since: 09/16/2020.
Print length: 272 pages.

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