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How to Properly Dispose of Planet Earth - cover

How to Properly Dispose of Planet Earth

Paul Noth

Publisher: Bloomsbury Children's Books

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Summary

Popular New Yorker cartoonist  Paul Noth continues his  illustrated middle grade series about  a boy, his wacky  family, and an  out-of-this-world adventure in this laugh-out-loud sequel to How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens. 
 
Happy Conklin Jr. is still the only 10-year-old who has to shave three times a day, thanks to being tested on by his inventor father. And it's safe to say Hap is the only 10-year-old who accidentally sold his entire family to aliens. The good news is that Hap managed to save his family--including his tyrannical Grandma--but now the Conklins face a problem that might put the whole world in danger . . .  
 
Hap wants a girl in his sixth-grade science class to be his lab partner but lacks the courage to even talk to her. Through the mysterious powers of Squeep! the lizard, he finds a way to overcome this fear but also, unfortunately, opens a black hole in his middle school that will swallow the solar system unless he's able to stop it. In his race against time to save everything, he's helped by his sister Kayla, greatly hindered by his sister Alice, and uncovers the truth about Grandma's plan to take over the Galaxy.

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